i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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