would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
