I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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