She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
and you fell through a lawn chair
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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