Bisexual people are plain selfish.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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