69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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