We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I supernannyed him into submission
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Randomize
