what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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