speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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