Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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