well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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