She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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