just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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