I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Randomize
