for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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