Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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