its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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