Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Randomize
