we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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