And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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