11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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