spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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