so explain again why im purple
no
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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