at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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