**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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