Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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