one two three fourrrrnication!
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Of course I have a pirate flag
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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