Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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