She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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