I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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