moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
there was a trapeze. enough said
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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