dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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