North Korea, Best Korea!
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
You are the jesus of drinking
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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