Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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