This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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