Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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