CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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