you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
