We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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