Sponge bath it is.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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