love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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