I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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