is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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