Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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