it wasn't lemon gatorade
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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