Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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