haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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