You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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