...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
i believe in u and ur pee
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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