if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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